According to her handlers, Janet Jackson (the least creepy Jackson), became “suddenly ill” just before her show last night in Montreal. Jackson was rushed to the hospital and is currently under observation.

There is no word yet as to a reschedule for the Montreal show or whether any upcoming shows will be canceled.

But look, Janet, maybe you should reconsider your lifestyle. Maybe, and I’m just saying, maybe you shouldn’t gain 100 pounds then loose 120 pounds every couple months. It’s not… it’s not so good for you. If you want to stay thin, just talk to Whitney Houston. She can score you some “diet pills.” And by “diet pills” I of course mean crack.