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Backstreet Swines!


You guys! You all have to make me a promise right now. I’m not kidding you guys. You all have to promise me that you will not make out with the Backstreet Boys if they come to your town. I know how bad you want to! I do. But you can’t make out with a Backstreet Boy – you’ll totally get swine flu all over yourself if you do.

You guys – one of the Backstreet Boys has the swine flu. This is really, really serious.

According to Rolling Stone Brian Litrell (is that the cute one or the sassy one? I can’t remember) has the swine flu which in turn has forced the Boys to cancel a couple of shows.

God damn swine flu!

I suggest everyone stay inside and make out with their pillows instead. Do what I do and just cut out a picture of your favorite Backstreet Boy and glue it to the pillow case and go to town all over it. You won’t get swine flu that way. And you won’t have to wait in line (for a Backstreet boy or at the free clinic) either.

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