
You guys! Johnny Depp plays guitar. Is there anything this man can’t do? Other than prevent River Phoenix from killing himself? Ouch! What? Too soon?
But this is serious, you guys. If Johnny Depp can play guitar, that means that no woman is safe. None. We will all succumb to Johnny Depp’s manness.
You guys! Johnny Depp will be performing with some band (that’s name isn’t important because you’ve never heard of them) in some other country that isn’t here in the US. Probably England. I don’t know. It doesn’t matter. Johnny Depp plays guitar. You guys!
Here’s the link to the story: http://www.nme.com/news/baby-bird/48072
Sorry every single other guy who is not Johnny Depp. It was nice pretending to like you. But now we don’t have to pretend because Johnny Depp can play guitar.
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