
STOP THE PRESSES!!!! You. Guys. You are seriously not going to believe what I have to tell you right now. You guys had better sit down because once I tell you what I am going to tell you you’re gonna pass out from shock and if you are standing you’ll totally hit your head and probably die because this news is so freakin earth shattering that you won’t be able to not pass out from shock! Get ready to shit a brick (ew!!!) because news like this only comes once in a lifetime.
You guys. Are you sitting? Seriously – sit down. Ok, now that we are all sitting I can tell you. Press 9 and 1 on your phones so you are ready for when you pass out and hit your head. Ready?
Ricky Martin is gay.
I. KNOW!
God damn it ladies – there goes another one. I for sure thought Ricky martin was straight. Look at that picture and tell me he looks gay! Who saw this coming? Who? No one, that’s who. Except maybe everyone but what do they know? Nothing. Everyone knows nothing. But now Ricky Martin has come out of the armario (my internet tells me that is spanish for closet) and so everyone knows what everyone knew like 10 years ago.
You guys we need to find another guy that isn’t gay to obsess about now. I nominate that cute guy from “How I Me Your Mother.” You know which one I’m talking about right ladies? This guy:

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