MUSIC NEWS:
Important Ricky Martin News


STOP THE PRESSES!!!! You. Guys. You are seriously not going to believe what I have to tell you right now. You guys had better sit down because once I tell you what I am going to tell you you’re gonna pass out from shock and if you are standing you’ll totally hit your head and probably die because this news is so freakin earth shattering that you won’t be able to not pass out from shock! Get ready to shit a brick (ew!!!) because news like this only comes once in a lifetime.

You guys. Are you sitting? Seriously – sit down. Ok, now that we are all sitting I can tell you. Press 9 and 1 on your phones so you are ready for when you pass out and hit your head. Ready?

Ricky Martin is gay.

I. KNOW!

God damn it ladies – there goes another one. I for sure thought Ricky martin was straight. Look at that picture and tell me he looks gay! Who saw this coming? Who? No one, that’s who. Except maybe everyone but what do they know? Nothing. Everyone knows nothing. But now Ricky Martin has come out of the armario (my internet tells me that is spanish for closet) and so everyone knows what everyone knew like 10 years ago.

You guys we need to find another guy that isn’t gay to obsess about now. I nominate that cute guy from “How I Me Your Mother.” You know which one I’m talking about right ladies? This guy:

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posted by: J. Allen on August 28, 2010 in New Queens of the Stone Age Track

y you gay? qotsa kick your ass. u shuld stop listenin to gay shit


posted by: d-trek on August 26, 2010 in New Queens of the Stone Age Track

Jesus Christ!!!


posted by: sDmode on August 13, 2010 in One Last Thing

we need to break up


posted by: sDmode on August 02, 2010 in Arcade Fire Streaming

Where the hell are you guys?


posted by: sDmode on July 22, 2010 in Music Boxer Travel Day

god damn it!!!! how about a party in denver? or at least giving me like 4 months notice? jerkface ...[more]


posted by: sDmode on June 17, 2010 in Music Boxer Launch Party Tomorrow Night!

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