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"I even make myself a little sick" - This chick

I don’t know what to say about this other than it makes me want to cut my ears off and stab out my eyes so I never, ever have to be confronted with this monstrosity again. I understand what they (Nicki Minaj and Hype Williams) are trying to do here. I get it. But I also get that this is not good. It’s not good at all. It is the opposite of good. This is bad. Very bad.

But since I’m sure there are people (who are probably deaf) that might listen to this and maybe even try to dance to it, here is the new “video” for the new “song” from Nicki Minaj called “Stupid Hoe.”

You want proof that god doesn’t exist? Bam! There you go.

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"No... I'm still here. It's only been 13 minutes" - This chick

Nicki Minaj is still everywhere. I can barely turn on the internet without seeing her somewhere. And since she just released a new song today she is even more everywhere. So… she might as well be here.

Here’s a link to a new song from Nicki Minaj. The song is called “Stupid Hoe” and you can hear it right here.

Regarding the song title – no comment.

Also, I didn’t listen to this because I don’t care. But you might and if you do – awesome. Enjoy.

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"I make silly voices!" - This chick

It’s a Bon Jovi Friday so not a lot is happening very fast today. But we are gonna try to keep this thing going today with a brand new video from Nicki Minaj.

Nicki Minaj blew up earlier this year but it kinda seems like people are already bored with her. That was fast. But she is still out there doing her thing and her thing is danceable and sinceit’s Friday Dance Party still we might as well watch her do her thing and dance while it’s happening. Right?

Here’s Nicki Minaj’s new video for “Fly:”

Lady Gaga. This is all her fault.

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"I'm fucking everywhere!" - This chick

I’ve made no secret that I am not the biggest Nicki Minaj fan. In fact, I think she is getting way more attention than she actually deserves and that I can think of 100 rappers that are better and deserve the level of attention that she’s getting but the fact remains that she is totally huge right now. Your mom knows who Nicki Minaj is – that’s how big she is. And this here site isn’t about me. If it was it would be full of puppy pictures and animated gifs of people getting hurt in hilarious ways. No, this site is about music.

So what do you say we kick off this Friday Dance Party with little Nicki Minaj? I say why the hell not.

Nicki Minaj’s “Moment 4 Life” video:

I do need to find some good Friday Dance Party stuff. Things are running a little dry on me. Where the hell has Robyn been?

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"Hello Cleveland!" - This Guy

I ain’t gonna lie, I’m feeling pretty under-the-weather today. I’ve spent the bulk of the day in bed which is why things are a little slow on the site today.

But I have a job to do so I’ll do it. That’s the kind of sacrifices I make for you people. So let’s get to it.

Did you know Kanye West has a new video for the track “Monster?” He does and it’s full of dead chicks and zombies. Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross and Jay-Z are in it too but the focus here is on the dead chicks. I’m not sure why Kanye is surrounded (and playing with?) dead chicks but whatever. Everyone’s got “their thing.”

“Monster” by Kanye West featuring Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, Jay-Z:

This video is kinda… eh. I think it could have been a lot better. Hey Kanye, give me a call and I’ll work up some treatments for you next time.

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"I am good at my job" - This guy

Hey! Did you notice that we posted a couple new reviews? We did! Yeah, We totally did.

Music Boxer writer Eric takes a listen to a couple new albums this week – Kanye West’s newest and the debut from Nicki Minaj. After giving each enough time to form an opinion he documented that opinion and posted on this very website. Hooray?

Click here to read the review of Kanye West’s My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

Click here to read the review of Nicki Minaj’s Pink Friday.

Tomorrow’s a holiday so there won’t be any news. Instead, there will just be a series of updates about thingks we here at Music Boxer are thankful for. The updates will be here on the site and on the Twitter. So make sure you are following Music Boxer on Twitter!

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"Everybody is right, I should have given up years ago" - This guy

It’s Monday and there is some new music coming out tomorrow! We already talked about the new Kanye West and Nicki Minaj albums but there are others coming out too! Fortunately for all of us who remain skeptical on everything that is new and different, a number of albums are streaming online, for free right now.

Here’s a quick rundown of some of the full album streams that are happening right now that we’ve been able to track down for you guys.

Spinner.com is streaming new albums from:
Smashing Pumpkins
OFF!
French Horn Rebellion

NME is streaming Robyn’s new album.

MySpace is streaming new albums from:
Yelawolf
Nicki Minaj

I’m sure there are more so let us know what we missed in the comments.

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I was going to run a video match-up about Thanksgiving but then I realized a) there are no good songs about Thanksgiving and b) Thanksgiving is kindof a lame holiday. Yeah, I said it.

But thinking about what to run this week I realized that two albums are coming out tomorrow that the whole world has been waiting for – Nicki Minaj and Kanye West both drop new albums tomorrow. The buzz about both these albums is crazy bananas. If either of these don’t sell, like, a bazillion copies each then I’ll be surprised.

So go, watch and vote.

One thing that I am annoyed about both these videos is that they are the “clean” version. LAME! I couldn’t find official versions of the “dirty” versions online. LAME! Come on people… it’s fucking 2010. Surely we’ve moved past getting upset when we hear the word “dick” in a song. Also, if you are searching for Kanye West and you are offended by the word “asshole” then maybe you should not search for Kanye West.

Whatever…

Last week’s winner, Senses Fail, has been sent to the winner’s circle.

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